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Leave Me Alone Machine
A whimsical wooden box with a switch that, when turned on, simply turns itself off - the ultimate statement in useless technology
Pointless Features:
- ✨ Expertly crafted from high-quality wood
- ✨ Features a single switch that turns itself off when activated
- ✨ Perfect for demonstrating the concept of futility
- ✨ Makes an excellent conversation piece
- ✨ Requires absolutely zero maintenance
- ✨ Battery-free operation
- ✨ Guaranteed to work exactly as intended (by doing nothing)
- ✨ A philosophical statement about modern technology
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