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Pet Rock
A funny gift for pet lovers
Pointless Features:
- ✨ Cutting-edge paperweight technology
- ✨ Built-in silent mode (permanent feature)
- ✨ Advanced pet training: Already knows "stay" and "play dead"
- ✨ Eco-friendly: Powered by imagination
- ✨ Never needs updating
- ✨ Quantum security: Impossible to hack
- ✨ Perfect companion for philosophical discussions
- ✨ Weather-resistant (may get wet when it rains)
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